softlysam:

anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)

send me 

  • embarrassing stories
  • descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)
  • cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
  • assumptions about my life (idk man)

ask me

  • curious questions
  • for advice (life/blog, ect)
  • for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)

(via bandsareprettyrad)

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

(Source: luaren, via bandsareprettyrad)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via pofato)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via bigbootyhood)